Tatyana Andriyash, Russian babe of ass glory.

Tatyana Andriyash is Miss Maxim Russia, and she’s got one hell of a HOT ASS! NSFW after the jump.

NOW I’m neglecting this thing.

See my October 4th entry for this entry’s subject reference.

Anyway, it’s been eleven days since I posted something new! Like, seriously, I could have posted a whole wack of mini entries dedicated to some of the things I’ve been up to, but no. Because, knowing me, it takes time for me to post an entry. Sure, the typing takes time, and I know I’m long-winded, but I also proofread, spell check, and grammar check my content. Oh, and if there’s XHTML in there, I make sure that it’s compliant.

NASA lacking Wi-Fi? Hire me to do it, then!

NASA Announces Plan To Bring
Wi-Fi To Its Headquarters By 2017

HOUSTON—Still relying on a single dial-up modem, NASA employees continue to get disconnected when someone at the Johnson Space Center picks up the phone to dial out.

Uhh… I just set up wi-fi at work over the weekend. It’s not rocket science. And isn’t that what NASA specializes in? Hahaha, priceless.

If this were actually true, then people would flock at the chance to install it for them. Think about it: save NASA from spending $655 million, charge them $50/hour (or whatever rate you want, but $50 is my going rate), and become recognized as a national hero. Works for me.

I still have traces left of the flu (especially the drowsy and feeling hot/cold parts), but I’m pretty much fighting off the cold virus that’s leftover. It doesn’t mean I don’t want to go home and sleep. Blah. Work sucks when you’re sick.

There was no new Family Guy yesterday. WTF? Oh, well, at least there’s a new Heroes tonight. And don’t forget – Transformers is out on DVD and HD-DVD tomorrow!! GO BUY IT!!! I know I’ll be getting as many versions of it as possible.

I am sick. Not in the head, though.

I somehow caught a cold flu on Friday. It hit me hard that day. Although I was well enough to go to the WP for work yesterday, it was a rough time, and I couldn’t do deliveries. I sucked down some liquid Tylenol (because I can’t swallow pills) to stave off the fever, and although one cannot imagine working in a kitchen while sick, I somehow managed without contaminating the food too much. Well, let’s just say that I sneezed and coughed into ingenious places that wouldn’t require me to wash my hands every time I did so.

I decided, since I’m working at the restaurant every evening except for Monday (because we’re closed), to install DSL at the WP. There have been times when I could have looked something up, surfed the Web, or did some work or blogging during the stagnant times of the week. So, I ordered it online through our local carrier, MTS, on Tuesday. On Friday, I received the DSL modem. I was completely useless on Friday because I was sneezing so much that I was leaking, so I went home and watched a couple movies and four episodes of a Korean drama. It sucks that in order for me to get some time off to relax and watch some shows, I have to be sick. I’m just relieved that nobody needed their PCs fixed this weekend.

On Saturday, I dropped Mom and AM off at the WP, and decided to stop in for lunch before heading downtown to pick up meds and some odds and ends. While waiting for Mom to get ready, I decided to hook up the DSL modem and check to see if the line was enhanced yet. Sure, enough, it was, and I hooked up the office PC and connected to the internet in due time. After running all the overdue web updates on the office PC, Mom and I went downtown, picked up meds, soup, and a wireless router. Three completely unrelated things, eh?

Now, all I need to do is set up one of the old office PCs and I’ll have a PC to surf on. Yay for porn! I mean, internet!

The Onion parodies the news with nonsensical humor, and does it well.

The Onion’s video about a porn star using a racial slur and people being offended by it is hilarious. I mean, you’re watching an adult video with explicit content and language, and you’re offended by THAT? I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at the absurdity of this video. I applaud you, The Onion, for making fun of news coverages that are utterly ridiculous. I would say that the link to the video is NSFW, but it just features a naked dude, and that’s not true nudity in my mind. Maybe for girls, but not to me. Watch the video now!

Why do some people have problems with racial slurs when they’re not being used as offensive racial slurs? We have some rather colorful expletives in our day and age, but none seem to be as offensive as the racial slur. I gotta say, as Buddha is my witness, I am appalled as a chink that people are offended by such words, especially if they are used to slander. My chink sense of ethics will not tolerate the use of racial slurs, nor will they tolerate the offense taken by them if spoken sincerely and non-offensively.

What?

Redheads are hot. Therefore, Natalia A. is hot. Hot enough for my PS3, at any rate.

I love redheads. There’s just something alluring about them. Also, they are hot. This redhead here is Natalia A. She was photographed by Voronin on Met-Art (NSFW), and featured on Kindgirls (NSFW). I currently have the original picture above as my PS3’s wallpaper. Her hair almost looks colored or enhanced in color, but she’s quite possibly a natural redhead. Some of the other pictures prove that fact, but my eyes may also be playing tricks on me.

Either way, she’s naked and she’s hot.

UPDATE 10/12: Natalia A’s Met-Art link added! I also couldn’t resist and added her as my PC’s wallpaper.

Leslie Feist.

I just found out about Feist recently, when the new iPod Nano commercial aired not too long ago. Her single, 1234, got stuck in my head, as well as the interesting video, so I immediately checked out the rest of the album on which the single was released, The Reminder. I have no words, it’s just simply amazing. At times jazz, and at other times bossanova, the album is such a cacophony of ambient tricklings and the occasional beat. My favorites are The Water, 1234, I Feel It All, My Moon My Man, and Honey Honey; in that order. It reminds me of Arai Akino, a Japanese artist who sings eerie, ambient songs like Feist.

At this point, I’ve got The Reminder on repeat.

UPDATE 10/12: Added a direct link to Apple’s iPod Nano commercial.

And here, I thought my company would cheap out. What a far cry from my last job.

So, this is cool. I’m going for a Windows Server 2003 five-day training course in Winnipeg this November. Not like I really need it, but I’ll take anything that will get me out of Thompson and get me closer to being certified (any cert will do). I thought I would have to drive down, stay with friends or family, and expense it all back. However, it appears that I’m being flown down to the city, provided with a car rental, and although I will still stay with friends or family and pay for my own meals, I am set! This is living the company life, man! Originally, I was offered to cab my way around the city, but that’s no fun. Winnipeg is a city that is meant to be driven in. Other cities like Toronto or Vancouver are just too traffic heavy to handle driving anywhere, and the mass transit is just easier to deal with. However, with Winnipeg, it’s big, but still small enough to drive around in. All I really care about is the fact that I don’t have to drive 16 hours there and back. What a relief!

So, about Family Guy’s third episode on Sunday – Joe went under the knife for double leg transplants, and became a jackass because of it. It was as hilarious as Hitler on a unicycle (see episode for details). Heroes yesterday – freaking phenomenal. Sylar, Niki, and Micah make their first appearances in Season Two, lots of Peter Petrelli coolness, and D.L.’s shocking fate. I still haven’t seen last week’s Smallville, so I will have to catch it before the third episode airs on Thursday.

Finally, Transformers is out on DVD next week! I can’t wait! I might end up picking up the HD version too, just to have it in high-def, although I will need to pick up the HD-DVD player for my XBox 360. Autobots, transform and roll out!

I may push the borders for sacrilege and racism, but Bible Fight has me beat. Literally.

I just checked out Bible Fight, a flash fighting game on Adult Swim. Words fail me.

Darth Vader is a big jerk!

I followed this video on YouTube from my FHM UK newsletter, and found myself busting a gut while watching it. :D